Published on April 14th, 2012 | by Kim LaCapria0
Woman Turns To Craigslist To Find Man Who Knocked Her Up at Megadeth Concert
Okay, we’ve got to take this one with a large grain of salt, but today’s most crazy Craigslist post sounds like the set up to an Adam Sandler movie or something- starting with an accidental conception at a Megadeth concert.
The post on Chicago’s Craigslist that caused a stir was disturbing on a few levels, even in an age when most everyone has some stories of youthful indiscretion to look back upon when those days are long past. A young woman put out a plea in “Missed Connections,” but it wasn’t your average “spotted you on the subway, you were reading a Kindle and I was wearing a Black Keys shirt and sucking a lollipop” sort of thing. The a-bit-more-sordid ad begins:
“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots… You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.”
Okay, that’s a bit run of the mill. Then it gets dirty…
“I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f*cked up. You had a nice **** and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would[n't] make too much noise.”
Um… [all of internet blushes uncomfortably.] The next part goes:
“Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”
Aaaaaaaand scene. Are any of you the pentagrammed earplug-sporting young gentleman who may or may not have fathered this young woman’s soon-to-be child?